This is the PepsiCo vending machine at KATU in the so-called "Coffee Shop".
I would like to list the choices you are so generously offered:
Cans:
6 Diet Pepsi
3 Pepsi
Comments: Are you kidding me? I can have either, ad nauseum? Sweet!
Next Shelf:
6 choices of Gatorade, all Blueberry Pomegranate G2
3 cans of Red Bull, $2.25 each
Comments: that blue Gatorade shit tastes like rotten yogurt, and health-conscious K2 employees won't drink all that Red Bull for the next 20 weeks
Now to the three shelves of 20 oz. bottles:
3 Diet Mountain Dew
3 Lipton Iced Tea (lemon)
2 Mountain Dew Code Red
1 Pepsi
Comments: nowhere on this list, or any of the following, is there actual Mountain Dew, but we got all the fringe Dews you can handle.
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3 Diet Pepsi
Another bottle of Mountain Dew Code Red
1 Lipton Diet Green Tea
Another bottle of Lipton Iced Tea (lemon)
3 Diet Dr. Peppers
Comments: similar to the previous comments, there is no actual Dr. Pepper anywhere in this machine, but shorter people can still read the labels of choices they can't reach farther up.
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3 more bottles of Pepsi
6 bottles of Aquafina water
Comments: turn around 180° and there's free water. How about some fucking choice?
Overall take: the selections in this vending machine are disrespectful to KATU employees.
